Chainsaw Comics

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This is a minimalist/nihilist comic about a team of stereotypical characters, Buff Idiot and Smarty Nerd. They deal with life as it happens. Sometimes they take orders from the Mayor. Occasionally they kill Bad Guy. Oh, and I won’t forget the important secondary characters: Hot Chick, HC, and the mysterious Aardvark. New comic are posted every weekday during the 1st and 3rd full week of each month.

New to BISN? Start at the beginning!

August 2004, Week Three
INCLAMATION

bisn290 dedicated to the YMCA.

bisn291 dedicated to stretch.

bisn292 dedicated to David.

bisn293 dedicated to mini-stretch.

bisn294 dedicated to crack.

August 2004, Week One
INCARNATION

bisn285 dedicated to Lisa.

bisn286 dedicated to Chainsaw Comics.

bisn287 dedicated to EPT.

bisn288 dedicated to Nick and Elaine.

bisn289 dedicated to Bear and the Big Blue House.

July 2004, Week Three
INFANTILIZATION

bisn280 dedicated to movin’ on.

bisn281 dedicated to unintentional imagery.

bisn282 dedicated to going with it.

bisn283 dedicated to feelin’ it.

bisn284 dedicated to the new baby stryker (Baby Octopus)!

July 2004, Week One
INTERPELLATION

bisn275 dedicated to emo.

bisn276 dedicated to neon.

bisn277 dedicated to ka–.

bisn278 dedicated to –BOOM!

bisn279 dedicated to all the rules i broke yesterday…HA!

June 2004, Week Three
INDIRECTION

bisn270 dedicated to lance armstrong.

bisn271 dedicated to lance bass.

bisn272 dedicated to bass fishing.

bisn273 dedicated to fishing poles.

bisn274 dedicated to the pope.

June 2004, Week One
INVIGORATION

bisn265 dedicated to hyper.

bisn266 dedicated to hyperactive.

bisn267 dedicated to dishyperactive.

bisn268 dedicated to dishyperactivity.

bisn269 dedicated to transdishyperactivity.

May 2004, Week Three
INDURATION

bisn260 dedicated to reformatting text…

bisn261 dedicated to the black pearl.

bisn262 dedicated to my asphalt.

bisn263 dedicated to the end of the week.

bisn264 dedicated to the james.

May 2004, Week One
INFURCATION

bisn255 dedicated to bifurcation.

bisn256 dedicated to blah blah blah.

bisn257 dedicated to the traveller.

bisn258 dedicated to nothing. (guest artist: Aaron Brassea).

bisn259 dedicated to Puck. (guest artist: Aaron Brassea).

April 2004, Week Three
INDENTION

bisn246 dedicated to people in living rooms.

bisn248 dedicated to eye for an eye.

bisn250 dedicated to tv.

bisn252 dedicated to hate.

bisn254 dedicated to Christmas.

April 2004, Week One
INVETERATION

bisn245 dedicated to people in backrooms.

bisn247 dedicated to 99 problems.

bisn249 dedicated to movies.

bisn251 dedicated to love.

bisn253 dedicated to the nightmare before…

March 2004, Week Three
INVITATION

bisn240 dedicated to the woo wooooooo!!!

bisn241 dedicated to the train.

bisn242 dedicated to hatching.

bisn243 dedicated to my girls.

bisn244 dedicated to my headache.

March 2004, Week One
INARTICULATION

bisn235 dedicated to the ungrateful swine who read this comic and refused to tell me I hadn’t remember to change the date since week three of december! Bastards!

bisn236 dedicated to iTunes (guest writer: David Dickens).

bisn237 dedicated to Anne Heche.

bisn238 dedicated to The James for helping.

bisn239 dedicated to the outdoors.

February 2004, Week Three
INTRAVASATION

bisn230 dedicated to happy thoughts (I must not think bad thoughts, what is this world coming to?!).

bisn231 dedicated to Zippy & Todd.

bisn232 dedicated to Tulips.

bisn233 dedicated to the Pain.

bisn234 dedicated to buy, take, break, throw it away.

February 2004, Week One
INEXPECTATION

bisn225 dedicated to JT.

bisn226 dedicated to Curb Your Enthusiasm.

bisn227 dedicated to the Vertical Line Test.

bisn228 dedicated to “got meth?”

bisn229 dedicated to stress.

January 2004, Week Three
INANIMATION

bisn220 dedicated to nothing.

bisn221 dedicated to Blaster the Rocketman.

bisn222 dedicated to my cold hands.

bisn223 dedicated to reaching waaaay back.

bisn224 dedicated to not a thing.

January 2004, Week One
INJECTION

bisn215 dedicated to talking about Holidays.

bisn216 dedicated to formulas.

bisn217 dedicated to Big Boi.

bisn218 dedicated to the News.

bisn219 dedicated to this, the saddest BISN ever.

December 2003, Week Three
INCAPACITATION

bisn210 dedicated to prospiscience.

bisn211 dedicated to cookies, ’cause me likes cookies.

bisn212 dedicated to killing release dates.

bisn213 dedicated to morale.

bisn214 dedicated to Blue Oyster Cult, I don’t know why.

December 2003, Week One
INNOVATION

bisn205 dedicated to BISN beginning on the first of the month for the first time since…September!

bisn206 dedicated to the comic I half drew that featured Dr. Seuss-esque robotics. Not that I in anyway support any filmed version of a Theodor S. Geisel creation.

bisn207 dedicated to towkneechavez.com. Live! Please live!

bisn208 dedicated to Becky.

bisn209 dedicated to Microworld wanting to go DOWN!

November 2003, Week Three
INTERPOLATION

bisn200! dedicated to the late Jesse Bradford, French Stewart, and Paula Garcés.

bisn201 dedicated to Brad.

bisn202 dedicated to Five Iron Frenzy.

bisn203 dedicated to love.

bisn204 dedicated to Creature Tech.

November 2003, Week One
INCUBATION

bisn195 dedicated to Nathan and Lisa (guest artist: Aaron Brassea).

bisn196 dedicated to Five Iron Frenzy (guest artist: Aaron Brassea).

bisn197 dedicated to FLCL (guest artist: Aaron Brassea).

bisn198 dedicated to Aaron.

bisn199 dedicated to ctrl-+.

October 2003, Week Three
INTUSSUSCEPTION

bisn190 dedicated to people that have no depth perception.

bisn191 dedicated to a brand new pad of post-its…technically 4 new pads of post-its! Sorry, Dad [He hates 3M, those tree killing bastards.].

bisn192 dedicated to actually having room to type!

bisn193 dedicated to everyone who doesn’t “get it.”

bisn194 dedicated to Ikuo Hirayama

October 2003, Week One
INOPERATION

bisn185 dedicated to jumpin’ right in there (like swimwear!).

bisn186 dedicated to the chewy nugget middle.

bisn187 dedicated to Mrs. Chainsaw.

bisn188 dedicated to the rare im-tion spotting.

bisn189 dedicated to Steve Burns.

September 2003, Week Three
INSTANTIATION

bisn180 dedicated to OOP, yeah you know me!

bisn181 dedicated to the Scion.

bisn182 dedicated to so many things: Weird Al, my second anniversary of working at Pepperdine (the longest I’ve ever worked a job), and, of course, American Graffiti.

bisn183 dedicated to X’s See How We Are.

bisn184 dedicated to Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein’s court room scene was my initial inspiration, and to the way The Curse of the Black Pearl should’ve ended.

September 2003, Week One
INTERJUNCTION

bisn175 dedicated to Aaron for finally finishing my comic.

bisn176 dedicated to the crap.

bisn177 dedicated to Greg Russinger.

I was on vacation, so these last two comics were completed in the second week of September.

bisn178 dedicated to my wing which should’ve been asque.

bisn179 dedicated to Johnny Cash (1932-2003).

August 2003, Week Three
INTERCALATION

bisn169 dedicated to Aaron comic…the please to be finishing, oig!

bisn170 dedicated to stolen stolen jokes…

bisn171 dedicated to Grandma Einstein and Grandpa Frankenstein.

bisn172 dedicated to my amazing spell checking abillities.

bisn173 dedicated to my Mom and Dad because I hope they’re not dishonored by their negative portrayal in Fowl Life. Oh, this probably wasn’t the best comic to dedicate to them either… Well, it’s the thought that counts, right?

August 2003, Week One
INTERSTRATIFICATION

bisn164 dedicated to Aaron, fin…ish…my…comic!!!

bisn165 dedicated to my freestyle.

bisn166 dedicated to the Black Eyed Peas.

bisn167 dedicated to Information Week for sending me three magazines today. I have no idea why, nor have I ever been interested enough to read even one article.

bisn168 dedicated to the attendant at the Shell on Ventura Blvd. in Camarillo who, after I made my soda purchase, unbuttoned his shirt, scratched his armpit, rebuttoned his shirt, and sniffed his fingers, apparently deciding to not wash his hands in the sink two feet away.

July 2003, Week Three
INHABITATION

bisn159 dedicated to Aaron, finish my comic!!!

bisn160 dedicated to Buff Idiot’s eyes.

bisn161 dedicated to dirty hippies, I mean, not dedicated to them! DIE DIE!!!

bisn162 dedicated to From Dusk Till Dawn

bisn163 dedicated to drama.

July 2003, Week One
INQUIETATION

bisn152 dedicated to Aaron, finish my comic!

bisn153 dedicated to spacial limitations.

bisn154 dedicated to onomatopoeias.

bisn155 dedicated to Blue Oyster Cult? I dunno…

one hundred fifty-six Buff Idiot and Smarty Nerd sells out! Laugh riotously as all rules are broken!

June 2003, Week Three
INCORPORATION

bisn150 dedicated to Aaron, happy birthday!

bisn151 dedicated to self-nominators.

bisn157 dedicated to crappy computer parts that don’t work from Frys (guest artist: Aaron Brassea).

bisn158 dedicated to low priced computer parts that actually work from newegg.com (guest artist: Aaron Brassea).

bisn174 dedicated to the last 5 weeks being dedicated to me, my computer finally working right, and Fowl Life #1 (guest artist: Aaron Brassea).

June 2003, Week One
INSANITATION

bisn145 dedicated to Sam’s Club.

bisn146 dedicated to not remembering what the theme is and being to lazy to open a browser.

bisn147 dedicated to wait wait wait come back my friend.

bisn148 dedicated to hot secretaries that turn into strange computer door thingys.

bisn149 dedicated to the un-dead!

May 2003, Week Three
INTENTATION

bisn140 dedicated to PCH.

bisn141 dedicated to idiots, opps…was that an opinion?

bisn142 dedicated to my random sicknesses and f’d up home scanner.

bisn143 dedicated to my random health.

bisn144 dedicated to whatever it was that I forget now…

May 2003, Week One
INTEREMPTION

bisn135 dedicated to Freedom Fries.

bisn136 dedicated to the Holy Grail.

bisn137 dedicated to Warner Bros.

bisn138 dedicated to remembering to color in that one part…

bisn139 dedicated to the Double L.

April 2003, Week Three
INTERROGATION

bisn130 dedicated to America West.

bisn131 dedicated to the fact that I can put completely different text than I was planning when I drew the art!

bisn132 dedicated to donuts.

bisn133 dedicated to Jeeves for not answering my questions AGAIN!

bisn134 dedicated to bisn134, because I think it’s one of the best I’ve done in a long time.

April 2003, Week One
INCRIMINATION

bisn125 dedicated to the the Keenster.

bisn126 dedicated to the my not so new scanner at home.

bisn127 dedicated to that special feeling.

bisn128 dedicated to all my loved ones, whom I love even when I think they’re wrong wrong wrong!

bisn129 dedicated to Hepcat.

March 2003, Week Three
INTERLUCIDATION

bisn120 dedicated to the fans that knew I must’ve had Bronchitis or something.

bisn121 dedicated to all who are weary, feeling small.

bisn122 dedicated to those that think this is stating some opinion – just wait ’til tomorrow!

bisn123 dedicated to changes of plans…

bisn124 dedicated to fools who be steppin’.

March 2003, Week One
INTERLOPATION

bisn115 dedicated to the ABA.

bisn116 dedicated to the sounds of silence.

bisn117 dedicated to the chimney I should’ve included.

bisn118 dedicated to Dubya.

bisn119 dedicated to the elements.

February 2003, Week Three
INCOMMODATION

bisn110 dedicated to Grandpa James.

bisn111 dedicated to our Nation’s factories.

bisn112b dedicated to me because it’s my birthday and I can do whatever I want!

bisn113 dedicated to patchin’ thangs up. Also, backin’…

bisn114 dedicated to the fans for waiting ’til Monday.

February 2003, Week One
INTERSUSCEPTION

bisn105 dedicated to oh, I don’t know…Eric.

bisn106 dedicated to the Big Kahuna.

bisn107 dedicated to the return of Bad Guy.

bisn108 dedicated to if-I-can’t-have-her-no-one-can.

bisn109 dedicated to whatever it was I was gonna dedicate this to before I forgot.

January 2003, Week Three
INFATUATION

bisn100!!! dedicated to sugar.

bisn101 dedicated to Deltron.

bisn102 dedicated to Forget Domani.

bisn103 dedicated to being cut loose like a deuce.

bisn104 dedicated to Chainsaw Guy, Aaron for figuring out what would happen, and Keenspace for having constant problems.

January 2003, Week One
INSTALLATION

bisn095 dedicated to the Machine.

bisn096 dedicated to entendre.

bisn097 dedicated to lapsed insurance.

bisn098 dedicated to things that are golden.

bisn099 dedicated to 1937.

December 2002, Week Three
INCRUSTATION

bisn090 dedicated to nonexistent self-loathing.

bisn091 dedicated to the biz.

bisn092 dedicated to cheesin’ it.

bisn093 dedicated to the plot that I originally came up with, but couldn’t use because it involved Hot Chick.

bisn094 dedicated to my new, green Post-It Notes.

December 2002, Week One
INNERVATION

bisn085 dedicated to Windows XP.

bisn086 dedicated to not remembering the theme.

bisn087 dedicated to indigestion forthcoming.

bisn088 dedicated to Psycho.

bisn089 dedicated to gross-out!

November 2002, Week Three
INCIVILIZATION

bisn080 dedicated to Frankenstein.

bisn081 dedicated to bootie.

bisn082 dedicated to following statement: Hey kids, sorry this one sucks!

bisn083 dedicated to you-know-who…

bisn084 dedicated to anywho who thinks we won’t be back in December.

November 2002, Week One
INSCENATION

bisn075 dedicated to beans, wink wink nudge nudge.

bisn076 dedicated to assumptions.

bisn077 dedicated to sea change.

bisn078 dedicated to Pet Store Girl.

bisn079 dedicated to my lady.

October 2002, Week Three
INADAPTATION

bisn070 dedicated to Thomas Dolby.

bisn071 dedicated to the strange bisn0 world.

bisn072 dedicated to Queen.

bisn073 dedicated to Internet Explorer, what?

bisn074 dedicated to too much text.

October 2002, Week One
INVESTIGATION

bisn065 dedicated to Blue’s Clues.

bisn066 dedicated to the monster.

bisn067 dedicated to Mary Kay.

bisn068 dedicated to the murderer.

bisn069 dedicated to me!

September 2002, Week Four (guest artist: Aaron Brassea):
INHALATION

bisn060 dedicated to No Face.

bisn061 dedicated to Shawna for helping me try to think of a word that means “not beating.”

bisn062 dedicated to anyone who’s ever been drenched in someone else’s urine.

bisn063 dedicated to all the poor souls lost in dead bodies.

bisn064 dedicated to Nathan being out of town and unable to stop me.

September 2002, Week Three:
INOCULATION

bisn055 dedicated to Erin.

bisn056 dedicated to Green Day.

bisn057 dedicated to the Ramones!

bisn058 dedicated to the game.

bisn059 dedicated to the fact that stealing a joke from something popular is lame and unoriginal, but stealing a joke from something underground is a hip “reference”.

September 2002, Week One:
INADEQUATION

bisn050! dedicated to Labor Day, which was created to celebrate the 50th bisn0!

bisn051 dedicated to “inclusion,” what I was going to name this week.

bisn052 dedicated to anyone who can guess the name of our newest characterish.

bisn053 dedicated to yeah, you know.

bisn054 dedicated to feeling all itchy.

August 2002, Week Three:
INHIBITION

bisn045 dedicated to Pigeon John

bisn046 dedicated to your cold cold heart

bisn047 dedicated to spy stuff

bisn048 dedicated to smack

bisn049 dedicated to X, the band

August 2002, Week One:
INFECTION

bisn040 dedicated to bad flame jobs

bisn041 dedicated to the guards at Buckingham

bisn042 dedicated to the banana slip, hahahaha

bisn043 dedicated to ach-ee-double-hockeyshtickage

bisn044 dedicated to Evil the Aardvark

July 2002, Week Three:
INCARCERATION

bisn035 dedicated to the Fuzz, the Pigs, the Po-Po, the 5-0, the Cops!

bisn036 dedicated to prisoners

bisn037 dedicated to shaving

bisn038 dedicated to the cold, expansive darkness

bisn039 dedicated to turning mourning into dancing, also death!

July 2002, Week One:
INSTRUCTION

bisn030 dedicated to Norm

bisn031 dedicated to broads

bisn032 dedicated to tkc slang, sorta

bisn033 dedicated to being a day early on acounta the holiday

bisn034 dedicated to The Phantom Riders

June 2002, Week Three:
INDIGESTION

bisn025 dedicated to Mike

bisn026 dedicated to tricky girls

bisn027 dedicated to Mike again, for guidance

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